Banana Republic
Some people have been concerned that the U.S. is turning into a banana republic.
Well, they can worry no more because we’ve made it, baby, thanks to a legion of Trump hero-worshipers and a bunch of Republican spineless, sniveling, sycophantic, senatorial sops.
I think the Generalissimo should drop the expensive suits and get himself some custom military fatigues complete with a
chestful of fake medals and ribbons.
Oh wouldn’t we all just swoon when he appeared.
Perhaps he could be photo-shopped big game hunting with his rugged spawn.
He could have a military parade every day — and twice on Sundays.
John Winters
Port Angeles